They taste funny!
In about 4 hours it will be Wednesday morning for Farrell and they will be headed to spend a few days with the
Asmat tribe. When he
texted me this morning, he said that they've been telling them to eat well... because the next few days, food might be, um, different. YES! More contest points!! :) Ever since Vance had the meeting for the wives and told us about the trip, this is the part that I most wanted to talk to Farrell about! How many years has he been telling his silly cannibal jokes??
Did you hear about the cannibal who threw up his arms?

Message from Vance:
"Tomorrow morning early begins the last major phase of our adventure. We're getting long boats (canoes) and traveling hours up the river. We're anchoring our schooner in the bay while we're gone. We'll live with the extremely primitive
Asmat tribe for 2 days and 2 nights. We'll eat what they eat, hunt what they hunt, and sleep where they sleep. We're trying to tank down as much food as possible since we don't know what or when we'll eat again. The group is excited but suffering from feelings of trepidation."

And Farrell thought I was being "way too over-prepared" that I sent toilet paper with him! (It was just so small! I found it in the camping section of
Walmart.) But he
texted and said Vance just told them to pack some toilet paper. Yes! I, the wife, am victorious!! I so, told you so.
I think the
Asmat people are meeting them at the ship, then they will travel with them in the long boats, pictured above. I wonder if they have to stand up like that.
Apparently there's serious sea crocodiles there... I don't remember Vance telling them to brush up on their balancing skills as part of their trip preparation!

So. These
Asmat people. (pronounced:
AWS-mot) What do we know about them? Well, the
Internet has a fair bit of info available:
"The Asmat tribe resides in the tidal swamplands of West Papua's south coast. They are renowned amongst tribal art experts world wide as woodcarvers of the highest order."
"Asmat. A word that long scared people. Asmat is a word that became a synonym for cannibals. Asmat is a tribe whose members in the time of war ate brains of their enemies mixed with sago worms from their halved skulls. A son of a New York governor disappeared (1961) in the territory of the Asmat tribe. Asmat used to use human skulls instead of a pillow."
"Besides the fact that the Asmat were head-hunters, they also "hunted for names". Every person was named after someone deceased, or after a killed enemy. A child was sometimes given a name only ten years after it was born, and after its village set out to kill a man from an enemy village nearby. They had to learn the name of the man they killed, and then bring his skull to their village. Only in this way could a person get a name."
Bwa ha ha. :) At the wives meeting, someone jokingly asked "Are we going to have to go over there and collect their bones?" To which I replied, "But I will feel all right about it all because there will be a little 'Farrell' running around on the other side of the world!"
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NOTE: I also read that cannibalism is no longer practiced there.
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Did you hear about the cannibal that passed a missionary in the forest?
:)